I’ve just been a little sidetracked this last month. So I hope all is well with you guys. With summer approaching, I thought I’d write something to get us in the mood. So I wrote a quick poem about the ocean. Because the ocean is basically the spirit animal of summer. It’s true. I read that somewhere. Anyway, here it is (Photo courtesy of between-appointments)
Hey ocean, I like you.
Even though you hurt my eyes and taste like Play-Doh.
You’re waves are like vert ramps for doing sick surf board tricks on.
Plus you make all of my favorite seafood dishes.
You also have nice friends like dolphins and walruses.
Except for sharks. Please don’t invite them out this summer.
Those guys are dicks. A.K.A dick fish.
Okay, I think I covered everything.
Hope to see you soon. And I promise not to pee in you.
Very much anyway.