Myth Vs. Fact- The Truth About Werewolves

As one that makes his livelihood hunting them,  I thought it would be appropriate to discuss the myths and truths of Lycanism (werewolfism to the layman).  Education and spreading awareness is the only way to truly protect yourself.  Well that and silver bullets.  But those aren’t exactly easy to come by, so let’s go with awareness for now.  This knowledge can save your life, that of a loved one, and most importantly curb the spread of this disease.  Below I have addressed the most popular myths, and answered them with a simple true or false answer, followed by a quick explanation.

1. You can become a werewolf just by kissing one.  True and False.  Often if your face to face with a werewolf, you’re already dead.  You can’t become a werewolf if you’re dead.  That’s science.  Only if you survive a bite, and that’s really depending on their mood.  Rising from the dead is more of a zombie/vampire thing, and I got out of that field decades ago.  Go to another blog for info on that.  But, if you do kiss a werewolf, human or wolf form, you will become one of them.  The virus is carried in their saliva and is the reason their bite can be so harmful.  So if you want to “make out” with one, know what you’re getting into.

2. Most werewolves are nudists.  True.  Changing from a small human to a giant beast, can do a number on your clothes.  So most werewolves skip wearing them entirely.  Plus, like human nudists they believe in a lifestyle of harmony with nature.  Mainly they love the taste of blood and hunting live prey.  But other than that, they’re identical.

3. Shoulder beard or hairy inner ears, are early stages of werewolf transformation. False.  Hairy shoulders or hairy ears, are either signs of poor genes or old age.  Although definitely disturbing, neither is dangerous, and they should not be persecuted for that.  So the next time you reach under your bed for your shotgun and silver buckshot, try to have some compassion for grandpa (or grandma).  They don’t like being gross either.

4. Werewolves hibernate during the summer. True.  For the most obvious reason, summer temperatures are too hot for werewolves.  Their fur coat traps in abundance of excess heat, and can be very uncomfortable.  And due to their overall bloodlust, and giant “wet dog” smell, werewolves are not aloud in public pools or water parks. Dogs and wolves don’t mind the heat, because they aren’t half human hybrids.  Plus, most werewolves never change back to their human form once they’ve made the change.  Super strength and senses become addicting, and the thought of becoming “human” again can make even the strongest werewolf nauseous.

5. Richard Gere is a werewolf.  False.  Despite popular belief, Richard Gere is not a creature of the night.  He is just an asshole, and that is something completely different.

If I have missed any important issues, feel free to comment below.  I will do my best to answer them.

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29 thoughts on “Myth Vs. Fact- The Truth About Werewolves

  1. Thank you for this useful werewolf information. Was this your concentration in college? You know, I was always curious about Richard Gere seeming like a creature of the night…

    • Yeah believe or not, I was only a minor in werewolf hunting during college But life leads you down strange paths, and not that’s how I make my living now. Oh life…

  2. You are so wise… definitely will not be kissing any strange men (or girls ;p) of the night. Just want to make sure all my bases are covered there! I am kind of bummed about the whole Richard Gere thing, though.

  3. I’m going to show this to my long-suffering wife. She hasn’t kissed me in years, and I think it’s due to numbers 1 and 3. My ear, shoulder and nose hair has given her the false impression that I’m a werewolf, and she has concerns about “catching it”. I’m certain this is the reason and not my sour denture breath or our long-standing contempt for one another. Thanks Andrew, you may have changed our lives!

  4. This has to be the best write up about werewolves..thank you for writting this..although bit late cos i may have killed some people with excessive hair in the ear and on shoulder..This article managed to save the ones i didnt…
    you are rockstar

  5. Richard Gere is neither werewolf or an asshole. He may have played some characters who were total assholes, but not the guy himself. I have no hard facts to back this up because I have never met Mr. Gere. However, I do know he plays a big part in the International Campaign Tibet. http://www.savetibet.org/ so he can’t be all that bad. Just sayin’

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