I'm doing comics
Gross, get a tissue
You have a giant booger
Okay that’s better
Where have you been!!!???
Heh, attempting to multi-task. As you can see I was really good at it…
Beautiful. My mind = Poetically Blown.
Boogers have that power over people.
It is very true!
What a coincidence! My nose is filled with oodles of post Summer cold boogers.
The 2nd best kind of boogers.
Summer cold boogers are #2? So what’s #1 on the booger picking order and what makes one better than the other? How does flickability factor in to the equation?
Dust boogers are #1.
Hmmm…. gonna have to do some “digging”.
This is what I have been missing in my life, booger humor. Don’t go away for ages like that!
Ha, I’ll try to keep highbrow pieces like this coming. Sidenote, I chatted with Ivar recently, and he is living in Scotland. He spent a ton of time living in Japan. I made the wrong career choice.
We both did, clearly. That’s so awesome. We live across this country by the way, and know the same guy. Too funny to me.
Now do one about poop!
As a schoolteacher, I quickly learned that if I wanted my kids to remember ANYTHING… use the word booger in the memory aid… LOL. Guitar Strings in order? Every Booger Goes Down An Esophagus… Suddenly every one had the 6 letter names. Every Good Boy Does Fine?….BORING. Every Green Booger Digests Fast. (Only the green ones…not the yellow ones…) AWESOME!
Booger criteria should be part of state standardized testing.
This is deep…beautiful. I love it.
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5 years ago
Andrew Maxwell/art/booger/comedy/haiku/humor/Japanese poetry/Poetry/Shut up dad
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