This was just a little something to break the week in with, and to feed the world’s insatiable appetite for more haiku. So the next time you’re in a boring situation, with blood coming out of your ears, make a game out of it. Try to put it into a haiku. That’s what I do. For example-
So what do you do?
Oh you work in sales? That’s cool.
I don’t give a shit.
No. That can’t be right…
Buy one, get one free roast beef?
Thank you sandwich god.
Wash and wax the car.
Clean the house in time for guests.
Thank God for my flask.