Andrew grew up in a cozy little cottage off the coast of Death Skull Island. There he was homeschooled in the art of coloring in the lines, knife fighting, and lava surfing. But eventually he had to leave his small island to go to college in California. He found his studies incredibly boring, and looked to stand-up comedy as a cure. He hated that too. Now he works a grown up job, and would someday like to make comic books for a living. He likes making toast, chit-chatting, and carrying out quests of vengeance. If you like any of these things, feel free to let him know.
I like these things. Just letting you know.
Yeah, toast and revenge are pretty much up there with the discovery of solar power. I don’t know why more people don’t see that.
YEAH TOAST!
So much better than regular bread! Except for maybe the band Bread. Bread is better than toast. I need to go back and edit that.
Hahaha… I do believe the toast song outdoes everything though. But that’s just me. :p
What about toasted banana bread? Just blew everything you ever thought you knew out of the water.
Mind=blown
my new favorite blog!!! oh, and i’m fond of knife fighting while lava surfing. does that count?
Oh you grew up on Death Skull Island too?
those chenille hot pants are the bomb!
Yeah. When you don’t wear shirts, you really have to make up for it in the shorts department.
Hello Andrew! I just discovered you because you discovered me. (Thanks, by the way.) Love your blog and your sense of humor. Where is Death Skull Island, by the way? I’ll drop by again (to your blog, that is, not to Death Skull Island).
P.S. I, for one, hate sourdough bread. The very nature of a living element within bread that gets passed from person to person, city to city, and generation to generation sounds like a major plot to “take over the world.”
Now that’s a comic book theme: The sourdough “mother lode” that conquered the Earth. Cheers!
Ha, I will definitely create the “Sourdough Chronicles”.
Andrew, I’ve really enjoyed your blog! I’ve nominated you for both the Genuine blogger award, and the Sunshine award. Thanks for the great writing!
Thanks Leonard.
Thanx for the like, Andrew! Use the phrase anytime you like!
I want to knife fight and color outside of the lines! Loving your blog, so glad to have stumbled upon it!
Whoa, whoa, whoa. We only color in the lines here! Wait…I’m sorry, I overreacted. I guess that’s okay. Thanks for reading.
you are a riot!! can’t wait to read more. i just started following you!
I’m normally against violence, but I guess riots are good sometimes. Thanks!
Living as a grown up is overrated. Please, tell me how you do this?
Yeah living like a grown up is so last year. I’ve upped my video game and Lego time considerably.
Psh, however much time you play video games for, double that and you’ve got the average teenager.double again and you’ve got me xD I play wayyyy too many video games. What are your favorites?
There’s other games besides Arkham Asylum and Elder Scrolls?
Psh yes! Though luck,from Elder Scrolls I’ve only played Morrowind and Skyrim xP.. But usually I’m playing the Bioshocks, Dante’s Inferno, Brutal Legend, or Kameo
Kameo actually kinda sucks, but it’s a good cure for boredom. The nice thing about Bioshock is you can shoot anything that moves! Great for anger management xD
You want to make comics for a living? Where were you when I was in high school? I’m making a comic as we speak…er…type…
What? Why aren’t we chit chatting about comics then?
Because it all started with a Mondegreen? SUBJECT CHANGE: What made you decide to make comics? Whoare your influences? Who are your favorite characters?
Oh that’s too big of a nerd talk. We should move that to email.
One day, I’m going to grow up and be funny. Or maybe I’ll just be funny…we have to set realistic goals. Or so my therapist says.
If you could, a superhero Duck would be swell! Oma the Obvious sounds good…it would be “O ma’ goodness, I have to battle the evils of Spandex!!” It’s a starting point, go from there
I’m loving the writing style. Having humor is a blessing. Having gas…not so much. I’m concerned about the inequalities. Hmmmm…
I have wicked bad heartburn. That kind of counts right?
Quests are pretty phenomenal.
Especially with magic.
Magic with wands?
I nominated you for the Versatile Blogger Award! That’s pretty amazing shit, son. Actually, it’s basically just an internet high five. But that’s still pretty amazing. http://amandameetsbook.com/2012/06/11/versatile-blogger-award/
http://theusualbliss.com/2012/06/14/triple-crown/
I can’t NOT include you… I laugh too much. Do with it what you will. Even though they spelled ‘creative’ KREATIV.
How kreativ.
Andrew, forgot to tell you I nominated you for a sunshine blogger award. Not that great with links, but the post says “nepotism” right in the title… Oh, and you don’t have to do anything. It’s a “no rules apply” award.
Ha cool. I like the awards were you don’t have to do anything. Thanks!
Haha, you remind me of Russell Brand.
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I like all of the things.
Andrew–
I used to be a stand-up comic too. My SERIOUS COMEDY blog is my way of getting back in the game from my desk, which I guess makes me a sit-down comic.
–Cliff Carle
Hi there, I have nominated you for the Illuminating Blogger award! You can view your nomination at http://readncook.wordpress.com/2012/07/03/if-you-want-something-done-give-it-to-a-busy-person/. Congrats and keep writing!
Hi, thanks for stopping by
I have nominated you for the One Lovely Blog Award. To view, please visit my blog at: http://mypenandme.wordpress.com/2012/07/24/one-lovely-blog-award-3/
i was recently nominated for the One Lovely Blog Award. i really enjoy your blog, so i gave you a nomination. check it out @ http://explicitcognitions.wordpress.com/2012/08/14/one-lovely-blog-award/
Thanks so much for stopping by my blog. You rock. Cheers.
“carrying out quests of vengeance”–hilarious!
Reminds me of a business card I saw once that listed all the services rendered upon request, among them “Villages Pillaged, Virgins Converted.”
Sir. If you met a Viking, that is no laughing matter. I demand you report this to the authorities immediately.
Sir, I’m not a Sir, I’m a Miss, and I’ve always wanted to be pillaged by a Viking.
Yeah, okay. I get that. But only if it’s Chris Hemsworth in his Thor costume. Oh and sorry about the whole “Sir” thing.
Hemsworth is icky, he looks like a seventeen-year-old boy hooked up to an industrial air compressor. If only Vladimir Kulich really WAS a Viking. (pant, pant) (sigh)
He’s old, but rugged. I’ll look into that. But the real question is how is Vikings? It looks like it has potential. I still want to see Hatfields and McCoys from the History channel.
If lovin’ you is wrong, I don’t wanna be right….
Dude, this blog is awesome!
Thanks man! I appreciate you taking the time to check it out.
Toast + me =
Right? Sweet or savory. It doesn’t matter. Always good.
I’m laughing and it’s all because of this blog. I went to my closet and got out my wolf t and big foot t. Now, I can’t decide which one to wear. Perhaps…both at the same time.
Well… Bigfoot might just beat wolf. I’d have to compare them of course. But that sounds like a tough decision. I don’t envy you.
your blog turned my frown upside down:) especially the picture of glenn danzig in a fishnet shirt.
cool velvet panties!
Right? I can see why all the demons of hell want to marry him.
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