Farmers Market – Dog Etiquette

I went to the farmers market recently with my dog Hardy (aka “War Child”). Lots of other people bring their dogs too, because it’s outside. In a public park, right near the water, and a huge walking trail. But despite all that, this is what a vendor said as we walked by him -

Farmers Mark1Did he realize where he was selling his goat cheese spreads? This is what I saw on my walk over in broad daylight -

Farmers Mark2A homeless gentleman was peeing ON the bathroom, and laughing hysterically. You can’t really blame him either, because that’s pretty good irony. Very performance art-esque.

I guess all I’m saying is, that when I buy random homemade goods from strangers in a park, I know what I’m getting myself into. So chill out guy. The dogs aren’t walking on your vendor table. Let War Child reign free!

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17 thoughts on “Farmers Market – Dog Etiquette

  1. I always wear shades and carry a white cane when walking my dog for just this sort of reason. Also I can feign ignorance when she drops a deuce in someone’s flower bed. FYI: “shitty owl tattoo” is redundant.

  2. ‘Laughing historically’?? I just found your blog, and I love it, but unless this homeless guys laughter will go down in history as “the laugh that this homeless guy once did… and changed the world… fighting off ninja shark assassins (please refer back to your own drawing)”, I don’t think he was really laughing historically.

    “hahahaHAHAHAHAhaHAH” – homless guy.

    New facebook quote. Feel free to copy and paste.

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