With Thanksgiving coming up, it’s time to be thankful for things. Here’s my list of things I’m thankful for!
1. Benjamin Franklin. Great hair, and great almanacs. Nuff said.
2. I don’t have leprosy.
3. Chains. They’re fun to swing from. Make great weapons, and look cool if you wear them as jewelry.
4. Cheetahs.
5. Finding Parmesan cheese in the fridge when I thought we were out.
6. Guns that shoot nets.
7. Rocks in the shape of guns.
8. Boobs.
9. Cool Runnings.
10. Spanish architecture.
11. Bricks. For giving me something to karate chop.
12. Liquor that you can drink. But also use as rocket fuel. Because I have a rocket ship.
13. Bandannas.
14. The Chronicles of Narnia.
15. Cauldrons. Perfect for soups and spells.
But enough about me, what are you thankful for?
Weird, I am thankful for these exact same things. Oh and Slim Jims, of course.
Dammit, yeah I screwed up on that.
Hostess Twinkies.
Too soon.
Lists like these. Maybe I need to make one.
Get on it! But if it doesn’t include Benjamin Franklin, I probably won’t be reading it.
I am a sucker for a man in chains. I also want that net gun for Christmas, so thank you in advance.
I am thankful for those sweet little corn cakes you get at fancy Mexican restaurants. They offset the spiciness ever so perfectly.
Yeah Mr. T hasn’t won sexiest man alive 4 times in a row for nothing.
Booze.
Really? I always thought you were more of an herbal tea guy.
Herbal tea has it’s moments, but lacks the buzziness that I seek from most beverages. I mean come on! Would it kill them to include some caffeine?
When will the parm cheese people realize they need to put a little window in the side of that green cardboard can so we can tell if we need more?
Sounds like somebody has an idea for Shark Tank!
Here’s my idea for the pitch: Put the little window 3/4′s of the way up the container, that way it looks empty long before it actually is.
Buy it at Costco; it’s a clear container. Keep it in the freezer.
I can’t believe I never realized how great Benjamin Franklin is. I’m thankful you brought this to my attention.
Right? What a babe.
Its a lovely list, i am thankful for the werewolf-vampire strands in my gene
Jealous. That’s all I can say to that.
Your list is a lot like my husbands… except it is all Boobs.
hahahaha
Refreshing perspective. I’ve never seen a gun that shoots a net in real life.
I like the guns that shoot nets,,,, want one…. now
Thankful for life, movement, all senses, and that guns have been created with nets rather than bullets.
You can’t tell, but I’m high fiving you for net guns right now.