Someone wise once told me to write down all my dreams in a journal. I don’t know what that does, but only ignorant people turn down advice. So I figured I’d try it. Dreams are like goals, but with more magic. At least I’m pretty sure. Maybe if I write them down, then they’ll come true.
Here is a list of my dreams for 2012:
1. Meet Danny Glover
2. Finally witness a reliable jetpack demonstration
3. Ride more komodo dragons
4. Learn what a yogini is
5. Eat more fiber
6. Cast a successful moon spell
7. Get better at dubstep dancing
8. Lose so much weight that I gain the power of invisibility
9. Listen to more songs with the flute in them
10. Continue reading Charlotte’s Web in braille
Dreams already accomplished for 2012-
11. Dream more
12. Live life to the fullest
13. Appreciate nature
14. Take up photography
15. Find myself
16. Not eat boogers
17. Be happy
18. Always tell the truth
19. Start a dream journal
20. Meet Billy Joel
I can see it now, you chilling with D. Glover while the two of you enjoy the musical stylings of Zamphir, master of the pan flute, all the while continuing to resist the urge to eat boogers.
I know DG (Danny Glover) is always like, “Remember when….” Nevermind. Whatever I write won’t beat your last comment.
Now Andrew, keep in mind this is NOT a competition! Besides, I think you’re winning by a hair as it stands
Herbie Mann ate boogers, and he’s one of the greatest flute players to have ever lived, and died. If you listen to his music, you can vicariously eat boogers through him while simultaneously meeting two of your dream goals. Also, be careful with fiber. Those infomercials about cleansing diets suggest more fiber, and poor suckers who try it end up with poo that looks like braided panini loaves. If you’ll excuse me, I have goats to play with
That may be the most appetizing description of poop I’ve ever read. I’m not sure if I should be impressed or disgusted…Oh what the hell. I’m impressed.
You met Billy Joel?
Yes….
(Since I’m typing this, instead of saying it in person. You can’t tell that I’m lying)
Ahhh hahahaha…that’s hilarious. Ellipses are suspicious.